Now that I'm in college I don't feel badass. I am badass. That's right. I live in a dorm. I eat in dining halls. Worship Colbert. Go to frat houses. Get sexiled. Talk to drunk people on the El. Get scammed by hobos selling The Onion. Discover The Onion is free everywhere else.
All I need is to go broke buying a belushi College poster. Wait, I opted for the cheaper Warhol plus Radiohead poster deal since I was near broke at the time. But now I'm broke. Yes!
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